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- Brett Favre: Disgustingly Overrated
- Kobe Bryant Sets Record at the Garden...Yawn
- Tyler Hansbrough = Complete Tool
- Duke STILL Really Sucks
- Joe Calzaghe Forced to Fight Someone His Own Weight, Decides to Retire
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- The Amazing Detroit Lions
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- Video: Woman Caught Having Affair with Alex "A-Roid" Rodriguez
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- Unranked Duke Attempts to Thwart Rival No. 2 UNC Tonight (1995)
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- High-Flying Tracy McGrady Slams Home an Electrifying FAIL
- Marshawn Lynch Narrowly Avoids Shooting Self in Leg, Does Not Avoid Arrest
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- Hasheem Thabeet, More Like Hasheem Tha-ReasonWeGot-Beet
- Tom Glavine And Bad Milk, Hard to Throw Away But Definitely Not Worth The Risk
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- Why the UNC Tar Heels Suck
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- CONFIRMED: UNC Sucks
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- Milwaukee Brewers: A Spring Training Peek
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- Shaun Rogers Asks Browns for Release, Cites That Eric Mangini Didn't Say "Hi"
- Why Ken Griffey Jr. Should Have Taken Steroids
- Washington Redskins Economic Stimulus
- Brandon Marshall Arrested, Destined To Be Next Pacman Jones
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- Joe Flacco Is Definitely Overrated
- New York Yankees 2009 Season Preview
- Boston Red Sox's 2009 Preview
- Terrell Owens and Buffalo Bills Agree to Deal, TO: I've Never Been to Canada
- Toronto Blue Jays 2009 Preview
- Baltimore Orioles' 2009 Preview
- Tampa Bay Rays 2009 Preview
- All-Big 12 Men's Basketball Awards and Analysis
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- Minnesota Twins 2009 Preview
- Big 10 Awards and Analysis
- Kobe Bryant: Don't Believe the Hype
- Detroit Tigers 2009 Preview
- Cleveland Indians 2009 Season Preview
- Kansas City Royals 2009 Preview: KC Poised for Improvement
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- Is David Wright a Hero Or Just Lucky to Get A Piece of A Dirt-Ball?
- March Madness Preview: Midwest Region
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- John Calipari and the Memphis Tigers, You Can't Fool Me
- Milwaukee Brewers 2009 Preview
- Charlie Weis, You ARE Fat and Ugly, but That's Not the Problem
- Bo Ryan's Name Should be Synonymous with the Word “Underrated”
- Donte Stallworth Frustrated with QB, Attempts To Join Prison League with Vick
- Alexander Ovechkin the Great? More Like Alexander the Overrated
- Chicago Cubs 2009 Season Preview: Favorites To Win The NL Central
- Tebow's Speech Inscribed on Wall: I Just Puked in My Mouth
- St. Louis Cardinals 2009 Season Preview
- With New Rule Changes, NFL Continues to Get Marshmallow Soft
- Houston Astros 2009 Season Preview
- Wildcats-Blue Devils: Duke Embarrassing in Blowout Loss
- Memphis Tigers Walk into Phoenix As Tigers, Leave As Pussycats
- Pittsburgh Pirates 2009 Season Preview
- Cincinnati Reds 2009 Season Preview
- Mike Tyson Documentary to Come Soon, Your Unborn Children Beware
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- Marv Albert: The Best Facesitting, Back Biting, Cross Dressing, Hall of Famer?
- John Calipari Considering Kentucky Job, Memphis Fans Begin the Calipari Bashing
- UNC's Tyler Hansbrough: Psycho T or Psycho Hype?
- The Detroit Lions Clearly Have Their Priorities Straight: New Uniforms WTF?
- Jay Cutler to Chicago Bears, a Trade That Really Doesn't Help Anyone
- Andrew Bynum Loves Playmates
- Kevin Durant vs Greg Oden: Debate Clearly Becoming One Sided
- Atlanta Braves 2009 Season Preview
- Yankees Fans Beware, Derek Jeter Is a Liability
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- Texas Rangers 2009 Season Preview
- The Real Yankees Season Preview
- New York Yankees Stumble In Opener, Boston Red Sox Fans Rejoice
- Oakland Athletics 2009 Season Preview
- Did Manny Ramirez Use Steroids?
- Lance Armstrong: Seven-Time Tour De Fraud Winner?
- Jon Lester Allows Five Runs in Five Innings for Red Sox
- Giants' Joe Martinez Takes a Hard Line Drive Off Face
- Dallas Cowboys: From America's Team to America's Circus
- James Harrison Agrees to Six More Years of Terror in Pittsburgh
- Goat Killed in Hope to End Chicago Cubs Curse, Good Luck with That
- Yankees Hit Rock Bottom; Put First Basemen on Mound
- LeBron James Is ESPN's Pick, and He Should Be MVP
- LeBron James May Win MVP, but Kobe Bryant and the Lakers Will Win Rings
- Greg Paulus to Become Next Michigan QB?
- Tim Wakefield Flirts With No-Hitter: Proof That Boston Is Going Downhill
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- The State of the Boston Red Sox: What the F*ck Is Going On?
- Top Five Hottest Female Sideline Reporters
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- Mo Williams: The Most Over-Looked Player in the NBA Playoffs
- NBA Playoffs Falling into Place
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- Alexander Ovechkin: The Tracy McGrady of the NHL?
- Dear Chicago Cubs Fans, I Pity You
- Hey Detroit, “Tell Me How My A** Tastes”
- Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers Will Be the 2009 NBA Champions
- Jazz-Lakers: Los Angeles Shouldn't Count Their Chickens 'til Eggs Have Hatched
- I'm Tired of Watching the NFL Draft Coverage
- Brewers-Phillies: Philadelphia Avoids No Hitter by Milwaukee's Dave Bush
- Floyd Ducking Top Welterweights Once Again
- John Stockton: Best Point Guard of All-Time
- Toronto Blue Jays Fans: Please Stop Getting Your Hopes Up
- What are the Celtics Missing?
- Manny Pacquaio Vs Ricky Hatton Fight Preview
- You Can't Hate On Joakim Noah
- Is There Trouble for Hockeytown?
- Can We Stop Setting Baseball Back?
- Remember When Dwyane Wade Was Going To Be MVP?
- NBA Western Conference Semi-Finals Preview
- Los Angeles Lakers-Houston Rockets: Matchup and Breakdown
- Joba Chamberlain's Mom: Your Friendly Neighborhood Meth Dealer
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- Los Angeles Lakers Prove Once Again They Are Not Tough Enough
- John Madden to Come out of Retirement to Continue Man-Crush of Favre
- HBO Agrees to Spotlight the Bengals on 'Hard Knocks'
- Minnesota Vikings Determined to Be Super Bowl Losers
- Are the Houston Rockets Better off Without Their Center Yao Ming?
- Lane Kiffin Has Buried Tennessee and He Hasn't Even Coached a Game Yet
- New York City Has Become a Cesspool of Underachieving Sports Teams
- Four North Carolina Tar Heels Have a Legitimate Chance of Being Drafted
- What Will the NBA Do to Get a Kobe Vs. LeBron NBA Finals?
- David Ortiz: Why Is He Losing His Swing?
- The Mets Will Continue to Do What they Do Best
- The Toronto Blue Jays: They Are Who We Thought They Were
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- 5 Reasons Why the Los Angeles Lakers Should Be Worried
- Tim Duncan: The Greatest Power Forward to Play the Game?
- Stan Van Gundy Not Only Looks Like Ron Jeremy, He Also Coaches Like Him
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- Cavaliers-Magic: Cleveland One Miracle Shot from Being Failures
- Philadelphia Phillies Will Not Repeat As World Series Champions
- Mark Teixeira: You Can Fool New York Yankees Fans, but You Can't Fool Me
- The Penguins Look to Faceoff Against the Red Wings in Stanley Cup Finals
- Calipari: Classy Recruiter—and by Classy I Mean, Bling, Hoes, and Money
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- Lamar Odom: Addiction Unlike Any Other
- Dear Pittsburgh Pirates' Fans, We Have Ripped Out Your Heart and Soul
- Exclusive Phone Interview with Phil Jackson Before NBA Finals
- BJ Upton May Be Owned in 98.6% of Fantasy Leagues, Only Proves Overrated
- “Big Papi” David Ortiz, Searching for Any Excuse, Has Eyes Checked
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- Lane Kiffin Is the Kelvin Sampson of College Football
- Why Stephen Strasburg Is Destined to Be the Next Mark Prior
- Boston again sticks it to NY, Yankees consider filing sexual assault charges
- Phil Jackson Is Luckier Than Catching a Drunken Leprechaun
- Red Sox Owner Discovers MT Curse, Still Pound Yankees in Historic Streak
- Bareknucks.com's Kerry Wood Award Nominees
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- NBA Mock Draft Analysis and Predictions Part One
- NBA Draft Mock Roundup and Analysis With Predictions, Part Two
- American League First Half Awards And Predictions
- National League First-Half Awards and Predictions
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- What The Yankees Need Before the Trade Deadline to Put Them over the Top
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- How Steve Kerr Ruined the Phoenix Suns
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- Minaya Questions Writer After Firing, Maybe Should Ask His Own Team.
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- Vick Will Have Minimal Impact on the Eagles, so Why Do We All Care?
- Shaq Vs Makes It Way on to Air, Hopefully Will Find It's Way off the Air
- John Smoltz: Baseball's Version of Brett Favre?
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- Why the Cleveland Browns Should Cut Braylon Edwards
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- Sam Bradford Gives Up Millions to Sit on Sideline
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