Bryan Healey's Articles:

• The Physics of Football
• Pedro Martinez Makes Me Feel Old
• Brady's Knee Is Not Funny
• The Rays Are Still in First?
• Lance Armstrong: At It Again
• The Flying Angel
• Returning to Fenway?
• Brady Who?
• Hochuli Is My Hero
• Congratulations, Florida!
• It's Coming...
• Red Sox vs Angels
• Nachos Required
• All You Need Is Lester
• Red Sox vs Rays
• Alexander Has Nothing On Me
• The Greatest Time Of The Year
• Wake Me in 2009
• New England Patriots: Still Alive
• New England Patriots: Still Alive—Commentary
• Zombies, Swift and Pigskin: Together at Last
• Androids Need Love, Too, and Randy Moss Is Loved By All!
• A Patriotic Tale Of The Two Tom Brady's
• Tom Brady Slays While Defense Looks For Leprechauns
• Tom Brady and His Lovable Band of The Patriotic Scoring Bandits
• Tom Brady Says Goodbye To Randy Moss: The Butterfly Madman!
• Brett Favre and His Mighty Fall From Grace (Now With 72% More Penis)
• New England Patriots: Deion Branch Returns As Bill Belichick Releases a Hostage
• San Diego Chargers Erroneously Celebrate Tom Brady's Birthday
• Brett Favre Remembers His Pants Against The Patriots On Halloween Night
• Breaking News: Randy Moss To Focus Full-Time on His Butterfly Pavilion
• World Series 2010: World Rejoices As Tim Lincecum Decides To Go To Olive Garden
• Tom Brady And Patriots Regain Manhood Against Steelers After Belichick Massacre
• Tom Brady and Peyton Manning 2010: A Head-To-Head Comparison
• Colts vs. Patriots: Eli Manning, Randy Moss and Other Keys to the Game (Satire)
• Peyton Manning and Colts Foiled by Tom Brady and Randy Moss (Satire)
• The 10 Most Overused References in Sports
• Tom Brady Throws Four Touchdowns in Defeat of Lions, Washes Hair in Celebration
• The 10 Best Groin Shots in Sports
• New England Patriots-New York Jets: Demons, Mafia and Other Keys To the Game
• 50 Most Unbeatable Records In Sports
• Patriots vs. Jets: Tom Brady Dipped in River Styx, Eats Rex Ryan, 45-3 (Satire)
• New England Patriots vs. Chicago Bears: Keys To the Game
• Bill Belichick Defeats Chicago Bears With the Conjuring of Tlaloc
• New England Patriots: The Tragic Return of Bom Brady
• 2011 Boston Red Sox: The Greatest Team of All Time
• Red Sox Nation: This Is the Emergency Broadcast System!
• Boston Red Sox Continue Their Dominating March Toward History
• Boston Red Sox and Josh Beckett Find a Coffee Grinder
• Daisuke Matsuzaka to Teach Aerodynamics at Boston Red Sox Institute of Science
• Tom Brady and New England Patriots Dance into a New Season